Cruise News: Carnival Boots Auctioned for $25,000 Won’t Ever Be Worn! (satire)
Find out why the Carnival cruise boots auctioned for $25,000 won’t ever be worn! (satire)
Tagged: cruise humor
Carnival “Nude Cruise” Sets Sail on February 25th
Get the scoop on Carnival’s nude cruise scheduled for February 25th, 2024 (HUMOR).
Newly Released National Poll Finds 100% of Women Want a Cruise for Valentine’s Day
A newly released national poll found that 100% of women selected “cruise” from a list of possible preferred Valentine’s Day gifts. See the full study results here!
Passengers Thrilled at the Return of NCL’s Most Popular Pre-Covid Entertainment Offering (satire)
NCL brings back in-person muster drills to the delight of passengers! (satire)
Breaking Cruise News: Princess Introduces the Sun Princess, but Some Cruisers are Skeptical
Breaking Princess Cruise News: Line Introduces the Sun Princess, but Longtime Cruisers are Skeptical (satire)
Further Cuts and Changes Coming to Carnival Cruises
Breaking Carnival News: Further Cuts and Changes and you WON’T be Happy! (satire)
Friday Cruise News Round-up
This week’s hottest headlines in cruise news! Be sure to read to the end!
Breaking Cruise News: Norwegian Cruise Line Extends Loosening of Mask Requirement to All Clothing
After overwhelming positive feedback following the announcement that they would be dropping their mandatory face mask requirement beginning on March 1, Norwegian Cruise Line has announced today that it will be extending this policy to include all clothing. #satire
Cruise Homonyms: Words That Mean One Thing To Cruisers And Something Else To Non-Cruisers
Cruise humor! Words that mean one thing to cruisers and something else to non-cruisers. Learn some cruise lingo too!
