cruise humor

I’m Giving Up Cruising, Here’s Why…

After years of cruising and hundreds of days logged at sea, I'm finally giving it up. Find out why.

11 months ago

Cruise News: Carnival Boots Auctioned for $25,000 Won’t Ever Be Worn! (satire)

Find out why the Carnival cruise boots auctioned for $25,000 won't ever be worn! (satire)

2 years ago

Carnival “Nude Cruise” Sets Sail on February 25th

Get the scoop on Carnival's nude cruise scheduled for February 25th, 2024 (HUMOR).

2 years ago

Newly Released National Poll Finds 100% of Women Want a Cruise for Valentine’s Day

A newly released national poll found that 100% of women selected "cruise" from a list of possible preferred Valentine's Day…

2 years ago

Passengers Thrilled at the Return of NCL’s Most Popular Pre-Covid Entertainment Offering (satire)

NCL brings back in-person muster drills to the delight of passengers! (satire)

3 years ago

Breaking Cruise News: Princess Introduces the Sun Princess, but Some Cruisers are Skeptical

Breaking Princess Cruise News: Line Introduces the Sun Princess, but Longtime Cruisers are Skeptical (satire)

3 years ago

Further Cuts and Changes Coming to Carnival Cruises

Breaking Carnival News: Further Cuts and Changes and you WON'T be Happy! (satire)

4 years ago

Friday Cruise News Round-up

This week's hottest headlines in cruise news! Be sure to read to the end!

4 years ago

Breaking Cruise News: Norwegian Cruise Line Extends Loosening of Mask Requirement to All Clothing

After overwhelming positive feedback following the announcement that they would be dropping their mandatory face mask requirement beginning on March…

4 years ago