Princess Thanksgiving Dinner Menu 2022

A photo of a thanksgiving feast with text that reads: Princess's Thanksgiving Dinner Menu 2022

Mr. Cruise and I will be hosting Thanksgiving at our apartment in Seattle for the first time ever this year – we’ll have family joining us from Salt Lake City, Boston, and New York. But, I fear I’m going to be a bit of a disgruntled host. Not because I’ll have to cook (we’ve already placed an order for an authentic, home-cooked Thanksgiving feast from…QVC) or clean (I mean, we put “join us at our pig pen for a trough filled with Quality, Value, and Convenience” right on the invitation), but because I won’t be on a Princess cruise enjoying the special Thanksgiving menu.

My media relations contact at Princess must not have approved of my prior few reviews, because she sent me this Thanksgiving menu KNOWING I wouldn’t be able to partake of it. But being a cruise educator and all, I’m obligated to pass along complete and accurate information, even if it makes me uncomfortable. So, for all you jerks out there lucky enough to be cruising on Princess over Thanksgiving, here’s your special dinner menu:

Thanksgiving menu on Princess 2022 page 1.
Thanksgiving menu on Princess 2022 page 2.
Thanksgiving menu on Princess 2022 page 3.

For the sake of my family, for whom I will pretend to be thankful for even though I’d ditch them in a second for any Princess ship, please don’t send me any photos (“Why is Sarah in the bathroom crying over her sellevision pumpkin pie?”). And with that…

Class Dismissed!

Homework (10 points): Share what you’d order from this menu to the comments.

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5 Responses

  1. Jeanette says:

    I’ll be on the Sapphire for the whole month of November. Are you sure you don’t want any pictures? 🙂

    • Prof. Cruise says:

      Oh my gosh, I’m super resentful of you. LOL! Just kidding – I hope you have an amazing cruise. But I’m not sure on the pictures…

  2. Aaron B says:

    Will be on the Crown’s 28 day South Pacific round trip from LA, is this fair all ships? I’m guessing I’m there may be small variations depending on product availability.

    • Prof. Cruise says:

      How exciting! But I kind of hate you right now. Lol. Yes, I’m told this is for all ships. But as you say, like with any menu, there’s always the possibility of small variations depending on available provisions. Have a wonderful cruise and Thanksgiving!

  3. Kristine says:

    Will this menu be available on the Grand Princess Queensland (Australian) cruise? Departs Melbourne 17 Nov Returns Melbourne Dec 1

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