You either clicked on this because you DON’T KNOW ME AT ALL or because you forgot what day it is. Either way…
Unless I’m dead, in which case kindly place my urn in the center of the dessert station at the buffet, I’ll never give up cruising!
Happy April and CRUISE ON!
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My first thought was Noooooooooooooooooo, who will I rely on for jokes (corney, but good) and wisdom (really great)
OK, you got me with the April fools.
You'll never be free of my corny jokes. Sorry, neeeeeeeever!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
U r hilarious!