If you’re seeking out information about the UBP, it’s probably because you’ve selected it as a promotion for an upcoming cruise or you’re contemplating selecting it. Or perhaps you’ve partaken of it before and are just here for the booze porn. Either way, here’s the lowdown on the package followed by some “material” to get through a long week (no judgment here).
Prof. Cruise is hunkered down at home today hibernating in a blanket cave, fearful of reports of snowmageddon coming to Seattle this weekend, so I’ll be filling in for today’s lecture. Introducing Prof. Cruise’s T.A., “H” Allow me to introduce myself. I’m “H,” Prof. Cruise’s T.A. (teaching/travel assistant). At barely...
Today’s lecture will answer your questions about how to ensure you have a private table, as opposed to being seated at a larger table with strangers, in the main dining room (MDR) on your cruise.
I’m launching a new lecture series today called, “Ports of Call.” And trust me, you’re going to want to really pay attention to this one, instead of glancing up every few minutes from Candy Crush (is that still a thing?) to make eye contact with me so I think you’re...
Prof. Cruise here to answer your questions about cruising over Christmas with kids.
Given name Sarah, but also answers to Prof. Cruise. Retired after 10 years as a college professor to focus full-time on her primary research interest: travel. With a concentration in cruising. Home port: Seattle. Mom of a shaggy-haired dog and a shaggy-haired human. Lover of books and dessert. Fancies herself a bit of a comedian – you’ve been warned.
