One Group of Cruisers is REALLY HAPPY Lincoln Center Stage is Going Away!
One group of cruisers is REALLY HAPPY Lincoln Center Stage is going away! Find out who it is! (satire)
Category: Cruise Humor
Breaking News: Carnival Ship Brigs Overflowing With Bikini Clad Hogs (satire)
Breaking Carnival News (SATIRE): A recent crackdown on chair hogs has created an untenable situation on many Carnival cruise ships.
New Therapy Practice Targets Disgruntled Cruisers
Cruise News (satire): New Therapy Practice Targets Disgruntled Cruisers.
What Does An Upside Down Pineapple Mean On A Cruise Ship Cabin Door?
Wondering what an upside down pineapple on a cruise ship cabin door means? Find out here!
Breaking Cruise News: Princess Introduces the Sun Princess, but Some Cruisers are Skeptical
Breaking Princess Cruise News: Line Introduces the Sun Princess, but Longtime Cruisers are Skeptical (satire)
Work from “Home” at Sea with Royal Caribbean’s New Starlink Internet
Big news, cruise lovers! Your chances of getting away with working from “home” on a cruise ship just shot up like a rocket with Royal Caribbean’s recent announcement of a partnership with SpaceX’s Starlink to bring new high-speed satellite internet to all ships by early 2023.
Prof. Cruise’s Book Club Selection: Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise
Prof. Cruise has started a book club! And her first selection will be: Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise! Find out how you can participate here!
Carnival is NOT Switching to Half Caff Coffee or Charging for Restrooms
Is Carnival switching to half caff coffee? Is Carnival going to charge for public bathrooms? Find out here!
Further Cuts and Changes Coming to Carnival Cruises
Breaking Carnival News: Further Cuts and Changes and you WON’T be Happy! (satire)
Breaking Cruise News: Prof. Cruise is NOT named as Godparent of Discovery Princess
Princess announces four godparents to the Discovery Princess and none of them are Prof. Cruise.
