I felt like David battling Goliath trying to get the MedallionClass App to function long enough to provide you with the latest OceanNow menus, only instead of dodging javelin throws, I spent hours staring at this:
And this:
And this:
Between the app crashing and shutting down completely.
You can consider this my review of the MedallionClass App too: It’s awesome in theory, but in practice it blows harder than a humpback summering off the coast of Mexico.
I’m not going to discourage you from calling me a hero, but in the spirit of full disclosure, I was sitting here while doing it:
And I know about the humpback because I just saw one.
In any case, both complimentary and paid items from the OceanNow menu can be ordered through the MedallionClass App and delivered to you for free (don’t forget to tip though!) almost anywhere on the ship. Except to a public restroom, as I discovered (what, after six days of cruise food I figured a cup of joe on the john might speed things along). The kind crew member making my delivery asked me to please meet him outside the door so I wouldn’t be embarrassed by the smell and so he wouldn’t get fired.
You can also order all these items as room service through the television in your cabin (which is mostly what I did).
Here’s a photos of some of the items I ordered:
Yes, that’s a cheese quesadilla, some chips and guac, and three desserts, because I’m 12. Orders took around 30 minutes to be delivered.
So without further commentary, below you’ll find all the OceanNow food and beverage delivery menus updated for 2022. Let me apologize in advance for the weird formatting and the menu items veering from alphabetical at times. Be sure to scroll all the way through the list before you despair that your favorite cocktail isn’t offered. Because unless your favorite cocktail is a Shirley Temple (told you, I’m 12), it’s probably on the menu.
Here are all the OceanNow food menus updated for 2022 with prices indicated.
The Key Lime Pie Verrine got cut off, but it’s complimentary. And I know I promised no further commentary, but why is there alcohol in the chili? I don’t know, but if you were too cheap to order the beverage package…just saying. Be sure to pack some Tums and Poo-Pourri though.
You can also order items to be delivered from the onboard specialty restaurants. He are the items offered from Crown Grill:
And here’s the menu for Bistro Sur La Mer:
Moving onto beverages, here are the available coffee, tea, and hot chocolate options.
And with that…
Class Dismissed.
Homework (10 points): Review Princess’s 2022 Main Dining Room Dinner Menus and post the items you’re most looking forward to trying in the comments!
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*All these are from a Mexican Riviera itinerary on the Majestic Princess. There may be some slight variations (mostly there may be some beers and cocktails specific to certain locations) to the menus depending on your specific ship and itinerary, but these will be very, very close.
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