Cruise Humor

One Group of Cruisers is REALLY HAPPY Lincoln Center Stage is Going Away!

One group of cruisers is REALLY HAPPY Lincoln Center Stage is going away! Find out who it is! (satire)

2 years ago

Breaking News: Carnival Ship Brigs Overflowing With Bikini Clad Hogs (satire)

Breaking Carnival News (SATIRE): A recent crackdown on chair hogs has created an untenable situation on many Carnival cruise ships.

2 years ago

New Therapy Practice Targets Disgruntled Cruisers

Cruise News (satire): New Therapy Practice Targets Disgruntled Cruisers.

2 years ago

What Does An Upside Down Pineapple Mean On A Cruise Ship Cabin Door?

Wondering what an upside down pineapple on a cruise ship cabin door means? Find out here!

2 years ago

Breaking Cruise News: Princess Introduces the Sun Princess, but Some Cruisers are Skeptical

Breaking Princess Cruise News: Line Introduces the Sun Princess, but Longtime Cruisers are Skeptical (satire)

2 years ago

Work from “Home” at Sea with Royal Caribbean’s New Starlink Internet

Big news, cruise lovers! Your chances of getting away with working from "home" on a cruise ship just shot up…

2 years ago

Prof. Cruise’s Book Club Selection: Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise

Prof. Cruise has started a book club! And her first selection will be: Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a…

2 years ago

Carnival is NOT Switching to Half Caff Coffee or Charging for Restrooms

Is Carnival switching to half caff coffee? Is Carnival going to charge for public bathrooms? Find out here!

2 years ago

Further Cuts and Changes Coming to Carnival Cruises

Breaking Carnival News: Further Cuts and Changes and you WON'T be Happy! (satire)

2 years ago

Breaking Cruise News: Prof. Cruise is NOT named as Godparent of Discovery Princess

Princess announces four godparents to the Discovery Princess and none of them are Prof. Cruise.

3 years ago