A Recent Poll Finds that 100% of Moms want a Cruise for Mother’s Day

A recent international study found that 100% of moms polled preferred a cruise for Mother’s Day over other traditional gifts such as chocolate, flowers, and jewelry. While no information was released about the polling methods used, sample size, or study sponsorship, when asked, the principle investigator asserted, somewhat defensively, that it was highly scientific and went on to say, “kids and partners who ignore this clear message being sent by moms everywhere, do so at their own peril.”

So, moms, do you agree with these results? And kids and partners, are you prepared to heed them?

And with that…

Class Dismissed!

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*This is clearly satire. But, trust me, you should still get her that cruise!